Rock, Paper, Scissors

 

Well, I got a friend Mic Danerously

And sometimes we just disagree

So we rock paper scissors (rock, paper, scissors)

Rock, paper, scissors (rock, paper, scissors)

Rock, paper, scissors 

That’s how we settle things

 

Bert likes peporoni and I like cheese

Guess we’re both just kinda hard to please

So we rock paper scissors (rock, paper, scissors)

Rock, paper, scissors (rock, paper, scissors)

Rock, paper, scissors 

And then it’s time to eat

 

Well, I’m Mr. Crumb

I’m Dr. Todd

Some flip a coin

And some draw straws

So we rock paper scissors (rock, paper, scissors)

Rock, paper, scissors (rock, paper, scissors)

Rock, paper, scissors 

That’s the Jelly way

 

I’m a little predictable (predictable)

Maybe kinda gullible (He’s gullible, so gullible)

Because of Eddie Cochran and Jerry Lee

(Because of Eddie Cochran and Jerry Lee)

I always choose rock, rock and roll

Rock and roll is the MVP

 

When Jelly’s in the van

We always disagree

We only got one remote 

And one DVD

So we rock paper scissors (rock, paper, scissors)

Rock, paper, scissors (rock, paper, scissors)

Rock, paper, scissors 

Just to keep the peace

 

This ain’t no ennie-meenie-miny-mo

Rock paper scissors is the way to go

So we rock paper scissors (rock, paper, scissors)

Rock, paper, scissors (rock, paper, scissors)

Rock, paper, scissors 

That’s that Jelly way