WE’RE JELLY OF THE MONTH CLUB AND HERE TO TELL YOU WHY 

EVERYBODY NEEDS TO LEARN ABOUT PI 

NOT APPLE CHERRY BOYSENBERRY CHOCOLATE OR MERINGUE 

BUT A NEVER-ENDING NUMBER THAT RULES! RULES! RULES!

A CONSTANT THAT CONSTANTLY WILL BLOW YOUR MIND 

A RATIO OF THE IRRATIONAL KIND 

CIRCUMFERENCE DIVIDED BY DIAMETER 

AND PI IS WHAT YOU GET 

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THERE'S A POP QUIZ AFTER THIS PART

 

SO EVERYBODY STUDY HARD

 

WE KNOW PI TO THE 26TH PLACE

 

NOW HERE'S A SOLO THAT WILL MELT YOUR FACE 

 

IS IT 90210? NO, THAT'S A 90 SHOW.

 

25 OR 6 TO 4?  NO, THAT'S CHICAGO

 

IS IT 867-5309?  WHAT?!  NO, THAT'S TOMMY TUTONE!

IS IT 562-321-4365

NO THAT'S MY CELL PHONE NUMBER!

PLEASE NOBODY CALL ME!

YOU GUYS DON'T REMEMBER

PI ?

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