Girlfriend
I got me a girlfriend
lives down by the lake
said I got me a girlfriend
she's skinny as a rake
I got me a girlfriend (he's got him a girlfriend)
I got me some tadpoles
I kept them in a bag
said I got me some tadpoles for when my spirits sag
I got me some tadpoles (he's got him some tadpoles)
Lets do it...Waaah Waah..hey!
I got me some shrimp dip (shrimp dip)
I kept it in my car (it's a Cadillac)
said I got me some shrimp dip (shrimp dip)
that's why I'm a great big star (like Pat Benatar)
I got me some shrimp dip (he's got him some shrimp dip)
Lets do it...Waaah Waah..hey!
It's Joe Stalin's Cadillac... It's Joe Stalin's Cadillac
We're gonna drive around the back in Joe Stalin's Cadillac
It's LBJ's Cadillac.. It's LBJ's cadillac
no turning back in LBJ's Cadillac
General Pinochet's Cadillac ladies and gentleman this is General Pinochet's Cadillac
you can't go left.. in General Pinochet's Cadillac
Lets do it...Waaah Waah..hey………(guitar solo)