The English Language

 

A,E,I,O,U, and sometimes Y..

 

Well there's so many rules hidden in the English language it's so easy to be wrong, and corrected and mistaken

so we wrote a little song about the language of our nation 

Now let's not forget to conjugate the verbs 

 

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Well I know a guy named Pete 

he's a capricorn mechanic and he likes to work on cars and loves surfin the Atlantic

and his favorite color's blue and he hates to go to the dentist

and that is an example of a run on sentence...

 

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Your and you're yeah they might sound the same but they're completely different words and they're often to blame for creating a gramatically incorrect catastrophe 

that's why it's my philosophy to always use an apostrophe 

 

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Hey kids here's a tip that you should memorize 

don't forget to cross your T's and dot your lower case J's

 

An allegory's like a metaphor but extended in which object, person's, actions are narrated and equated with an underlying meaning that has moral significance 

personified by abstract ideas 

(I'm not getting this)

 

An idiom exaggerates events that may transpire

Like it's raining cats & dogs or getting closer to the wire

A group of lines in poetry is often called a stanza

A noun can be a person, place or thing

(like Tony Danza)

 

There's a couple animals that like to use their vowels

(moo) goes the cow the cat goes (meow) and (hoot) goes the strigiform

 

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A,E, I, O, U